"The Heartless Gardener Who Pruned Diseased Branches So My Tree Wouldn't Die"
I really love my position that's currently losing money, hoping it will go up again (hopium). But you see it as a disease. As an expert gardener, you take the scissors and force me to cut my losses. 'Cut it now or all your trees will die!', you said. It hurt at first, but it was true, after being cut, the rest of my capital grew lush in other, healthier coins. You saved my asset garden from the bankruptcy pest.