"The Only Friend Who Dared to Snatch My Water Bottle When I Was Drunk with Euphoria"

The disease of retail traders like me is that when it's slightly green, I immediately get drunk, feel like Warren Buffet, and then add positions using hot money. That's very dangerous. That's when you came and snatched my water bottle. You scolded me: 'Wake up! Secure your capital! Don't be greedy!'. Your harsh action made me realize from my momentary intoxication. If you hadn't stopped me, I'm sure I would have vomited blood when the market reversed direction.