"The Strict Security Guard Who Always Confiscates Cigarettes (High Leverage) Before Entering the Building"

I have a bad habit of playing with 100x leverage to get rich quickly. It's like smoking at a gas station. But you're a disciplined security guard. Every time I want to show off my crazy leverage position, you reprimand me harshly. You teach me about the dangers, you teach me that spot trading is calmer. Your firmness in forbidding me from playing with fire is what keeps me alive and with capital until today.