"The Safari Guide Who Forbade Us From Getting Out of the Car When Passing the Lion Enclosure"
The crypto market is like a wild safari, sometimes calm, sometimes ferocious. When I saw a sleeping lion (dormant coin), I was itching to poke it (buy). But you shouted: 'Don't get out! That lion is hungry, not sleeping!'. You kept me safe inside your car. Sure enough, not long after, the lion went berserk (a massive dump). Your knowledge of the behavior of wild beasts in this market really saved my life from a ridiculous fall.