"Advanced Firewall that Automatically Blocks 'Copycat' Virus Attacks"

My brain is so easily infected by 'copycat' viruses. I see a friend buying NFTs, I buy them. I see people playing memecoins, I join in. The result is my laptop (assets) lagging and breaking down. But since joining here, you've become my firewall. Every time a strange trend comes in, you scan it first: 'This is dangerous, block it!' You protect my financial system from momentary trend viruses that only benefit the house. You're my best antivirus.