"A Telescope That Can See Meteors Falling Long Before They Hit Earth"

I was confused, when the market sky looked clear, you suddenly told us to wear helmets (hedging). You said a meteor was about to fall. My friends laughed. But the next day, there was a massive crash! Your ability to see signs of danger from a distance is truly beyond comprehension. We who peek through your analysis telescope are the only ones who survived the mass extinction.