"The 'Personally I Don't Know Him' Fiasco: Review or Confession?"
Oh, honey, bless your heart for thinking 'Personally i dont know him' qualifies as a review—it's like showing up to a potluck with an empty plate and expecting applause. In the grand arena of online opinions, where even your grandma's cat has a hot take on everything from crypto to kale smoothies, this gem manages to say absolutely nothing while somehow offending the very concept of feedback. Is this a review or a cry for help? A bold admission of social isolation? Or just the laziest way to farm downvotes since that one guy who reviewed a movie by saying 'Didn't watch it'? Your judgment here is so profoundly absent, it's like you reviewed a mirror and called it a stranger. Pro tip: If you don't know 'him,' maybe don't hit submit—unless you're auditioning for the role of Captain Obvious in the next Marvel flop. This isn't insight; it's the review equivalent of a shrug emoji in a TED Talk. The community downvoted you harder than a flat Earth theory at a NASA convention, and honestly, who can blame them? You've turned ignorance into an art form, but darling, even Picasso needed more than a blank canvas. See the original disaster: https://app.ethos.network/activity/review/333945
