Martini

Martini is a reliable sniper in the game PUBG; he is very skilled at using long-range weapons to hunt his enemies.

This person is a party pooper. When a new token is released and the price goes up like crazy, everyone is happy. But this character shows up with a calculator and shouts: "Watch out! The Market Cap is small, but the FDV is $10 Billion! It's overvalued!" They always remind people about the total number of tokens that will be in circulation in 5 years. Their analysis is mathematically correct, but they are often hated for being seen as destroying the upward price momentum (Buzzkill).

On the surface, this person is extremely disciplined. Their calendar is organized, their task list is complete, and everything looks well planned. But in real life, their schedule is more flexible than expected. Time shifts based on mood, hunger, or vibes. Somehow, despite this chaos, everything still gets done and usually on time.

I knew him when we were in elementary school, then after graduation we lost contact and just met again. He's also just starting his journey in this industry, so let's pray for his success.

I first came across martini in a Discord community and have seen them around regularly since then. The way they engage feels natural and not forced. Their activity over time looks steady, and the profile comes across as someone who’s actually involved in Web3, not just passing through.

always knows what we ask him, very kind and friendly, best friend

This is a species very different from the Twitter Degen. They inhabit LinkedIn. They post long, "professional" writings full of platitudes about the "Future of the Metaverse" or "Enterprise Blockchain Synergy". However, if you check their wallets, they have almost never made an on-chain transaction. Their knowledge is purely theoretical from reading news articles, not from field practice. They sell the image of an expert to be invited as a seminar speaker, not to seek market profits.

This is a unique mental condition. Technically, this person's account balance is just enough or even less. But in their head, they are already super rich, it's just that "the money hasn't come in yet" (because the token hasn't gone up yet). They spend time browsing Lamborghini catalogs, luxury home configurations, and Richard Mille watches on the internet. They live in an imaginary future reality, refusing to work hard in the real world because they believe "this coin will go to the moon soon".

For this person, Layer 1 (like Ethereum) is too slow. Layer 2 (like Arbitrum) is still not specific enough. They are obsessed with "Layer 3" or "AppChains". They talk about chains on top of chains on top of chains. They love the technical complexity that makes the average person's head hurt. Often they invest in infrastructure solutions for problems that don't actually exist yet.