"Bro Online"
Itemich is that dude who’s always around. Not just sitting on your friends list like a ghost, but actually there - replying, joking, and hyping you up when you need it. With him you can talk serious stuff or just spam memes till morning.
He replies so fast it feels like he’s got a personal server wired straight into his brain. You drop a message - boom, a joke or a tip is already back. Way more fun than customer support, and definitely quicker.
What I really dig is how chill he is. No fake vibes, no acting smart - just straight-up friendly and real. Basically the perfect teammate: always online, always down, always positive.
Not just a friend - straight-up an internet bro.
And yeah, if Wi-Fi had a face, it would probably look like him.
Also, 90% sure he runs on energy drinks instead of blood.