"The OG Hustler"
Sidehustler is crazy good at finding trade calls and presales. I aped into one when I was broke and ended up 3xing my portfolio.
He keeps helping, keeps correcting, and keeps making me moni. If you’re confused, he’ll literally call you on VC and eat your brain till you get smart. He doesn’t let you stay dumb.
Always funny, never serious unless it’s about money. That’s when the OG hustler shows up.