Sila

this person always reminds me about the 5 daily prayers

This is the most militant and specific community in the crypto world. They don't care about DeFi or NFTs. Their belief is only one: Their coin will be adopted by the entire global banking system to replace SWIFT. They have memorized every detail of the court documents between the company Ripple against the SEC (US Securities and Exchange Commission). For them, holding this coin is a fight against the US government's conspiracy.

Back in the day, before Ethereum moved to Proof of Stake (The Merge), this person was king. Their warehouses were full of graphics cards (GPUs) humming and generating money. Now? Those devices are silently gathering dust. They refuse to sell them cheaply, so they keep them in the hope that one day there will be a new mineable coin (like Kaspa or Raven) that will restore the glory days. Their house feels like a hardware museum.

Behind the cute anime profile picture or the spoiled pretty woman on Discord, often sits a grown man who hasn't showered in 3 days. This character manipulates lonely men (Simps) in the crypto community. Their modus operandi: "Hey, can you teach me how to bridge, but I don't have gas fees...". They exploit the "kindness" of men who hope to get female attention, to get free token transfers or NFT gifts.

I’ve interacted with this person a few times in Telegram groups and decided to leave a review. From what I’ve seen, they’re consistently active and ask or answer things in a normal, helpful way. Their on-chain activity matches that behavior, so it feels like a genuine account rather than something created just for quick farming.

They are my very, very trustworthy friends in many things, from work matters, airdrops, to partners, I can really, really rely on them.

warm and friendly personality made the conversation enjoyable and easygoing

This is a physical condition resulting from an extreme crypto lifestyle. The person has pale skin due to lack of sunlight, dark circles under their eyes due to lack of sleep, and a hunched posture (Gamer Neck). They reject invitations to go outside ("Touch Grass") because they are afraid of missing market movements. For them, the real world has slow and boring graphics; their dopamine can only be triggered by green and red candles on a monitor screen.

This person has a daily schedule packed with Ask Me Anything (AMA) events on Telegram or Twitter Spaces. They don't care about the project itself. Their only goal is one thing: rewarded Q&A sessions. They will raise their hand and ask the most generic questions: "What is your marketing strategy for next year?" or "Will your token be listed on Binance?". They live off the $10-$20 USDT prize pool collected from 5 different events each week.