"Web3 Wankery: Bro Thinks Noise is the Next Big Thing"
LOL, this dude's review of Noise is a masterclass in cringe. 'Reimagining social media'? More like reimagining how to shill Web3 garbage. Farcaster protocol? Sounds like a recipe for disaster. 'Token-gated posts'? Yawn, let me gatekeep my boredom. This guy's so deep in the crypto cult, he's drowning in his own hype. Keep your 'onchain-native' BS, bro, the rest of us are good with real social media.
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**Review:** https://app.ethos.network/activity/review/342545
**Title:** Noise is reimagining social media
**Description:** Noise is reimagining social media through the lens of Web3—where creators own their audience, earn directly from engagement, and where attention has real value.
Built on the Farcaster protocol, Noise focuses on meaningful interactions rather than algorithmic noise. With features like token-gated posts, monetization tools, and strong community vibes, it’s carving out space for onchain-native creators who want more control and less platform dependency.
**This review was left because of suspected use of AI when authoring this review**