"Lilspence: Loud Where It Matters, Quiet Where It Hurts"
Lilspence is that guy who pretends not to care—but he really does.
He’ll roll his eyes, act like he’s not listening, then two days later hit you with a callback to something you said word-for-word. That’s just him.
He’s 4ft9 with the confidence of someone who already hit 6ft. Still swears he’ll get there. We all smile and nod.
He’s not the easiest person to deal with—truth is, he can be stubborn as hell. Especially in arguments. Once he’s locked in, good luck changing his mind. Logic might not save you. Even he knows he’s being unreasonable, but he’ll still double down like it’s a sport.
And yet, somehow, he’s one of the most reasonable people you’ll meet when it actually counts. He might not always show up the way you expect, but when it matters, he’s there.
He's loyal without being loud about it.
Funny in a “did-he-just-say-that?” kind of way.
And deep down, he cares a lot more than he lets on.
Might argue over anything—but never over whether he’s got your back.