"The 'Almost' Millionaire"
This is the character with the saddest story at every gathering. They didn't lose money because of trading, but because of fate. Their stories are always about: "I once mined 50 Bitcoin in 2011 on an old laptop, but the laptop was sold to a junk dealer," or "I forgot the password to a wallet containing Ethereum bought at $10." They live in the shadow of lost wealth. They follow crypto news not out of enthusiasm, but as a form of self-torture, seeing what they should have owned.