"Every review is a dog's dinner of slop"

I can't see any genuine opinion in any of your reviews that isn't from AI and you've left the hallmarks of slop all over them. My guess would be Grok? The profile flagged via some of the people they'd reviewed who were also slop accounts, so I'm guessing it's just one big group circle-jerking each other. Either way, fix your reviews. Anyone can grok someone's profile to get a summary, you don't need to do it for us.