"A Big Brother Figure Ready to Beat Up Market Thugs So His Little Sibling Doesn't Get Extorted"

This market is cruel, many thugs (whales & market makers) love to extort innocent retail investors like me. I used to cry often because they took my money through stop hunts. But since walking with you, I feel safe. You tell me their sly tricks, you teach me how to avoid them, you even teach me how to pickpocket their money back. You are a protector who makes me brave enough to walk upright in the dark alleys of this market