"High-Dose Vaccine That Makes My Mind Immune to Deadly FUD Viruses"

I used to be very weak, a little news about China banning crypto would give me a fever, panic, and then sell at a loss. But you routinely inject educational vaccines into my brain. You gave me historical data, you gave me macro facts. Now, no matter how fierce the new FUD virus variant is, my mental immunity is strong. I don't get sick (lose money) easily anymore because of unreasonable fears. You are the doctor who saved my investment health.