"White Shaman Who Can Heal a Portfolio Cursed by a Rug Pull"

My portfolio used to be seriously ill, filled with coins cursed by evil developers (rug pull). It was all blood red. You came as a healer. You told me to throw away those fake 'charms,' you gave me a concoction of blue-chip assets. Slowly, my wallet's health recovered. You're a shaman who uses logic, not superstition. Thank you for banishing the evil spirit of poverty from my account.