"The Only Friend Who Dared to Throw Ice Water on Me When I Had FOMO Fever"

My acute illness is that I'm easily baited by hype. See someone showing off a little profit, and I immediately get heated and want to join in. When other mentors are instead fueling the fire so we get trapped, you actually come bringing a bucket of ice water. You douse me with facts: 'That's already at the peak, the risk is big, don't be stupid!' That spicy but cool spiritual shower is what saved me from getting stuck at the top of the mountain. You keep me sane in the midst of the market's craziness.