"The Side Event Crasher"

This character shows up during big crypto conference weeks (like Token2049 or Coinfest), but they don't have a ticket to the expensive conference. Their strategy? Just show up to the side events and nightly parties. Their mission is to drink free alcohol, eat free canapés, and take photos with project founders for social media content. They don't understand the technology being discussed on the main stage; all they know is the "Open Bar" schedule on the hotel rooftop.