"The Crypto Widow/Widower"

These aren't crypto perpetrators, but rather the victims. They are the husbands, wives, or partners of a Degen. They often complain because their partner is always staring at their phone screen during dinner, waking up in the middle of the night to check prices, or canceling vacations because "the market is dumping." They hate Telegram notifications and often hear foreign terms like "Liquidation" that ruin the domestic atmosphere.