"The Tax Fugitive"

This person panics every time tax season arrives. They have huge gains in crypto, but never report it to the government. Their strategy is "The Boating Accident" (an old crypto joke: pretending to lose your wallet keys at sea). They are terrified of cashing out assets to a local bank account for fear of being detected by the tax office's radar. Their life is full of paranoia, always looking for ways to launder their digital transaction trail to look poor in the eyes of the state.