"Smart, Assertive, and Highly Reliable Except When Sleepy"

When fully awake, they’re a mix of analyst, strategist, and life coach. Everything they say is sharp, logical, and reliable. But once they get sleepy? Danger. Their thoughts become unpredictable. Their answers become chaotic. And sometimes they reply to serious questions with things like, “Hold on, my brain is rebooting.” One time, they made an important decision solely because their “sleepy instincts said so.” Chaos? Yes. Entertaining? Absolutely. But we still love them both the genius version and the half-asleep version.