"The Tech Expert Who Might Secretly Know Magic"

Whenever there’s a technical issue, people run to this person. Laptop crashing? Them. Printer refusing to cooperate? Them. Wi-Fi gone? Them again. What makes it hilarious is their method of fixing things: sometimes they just tap it, unplug it, replug it, or hold it for two seconds and magically everything works again. We’re unsure whether it’s technical skill, supernatural talent, or a deal with the tech gods. After fixing something huge, they casually say, “I just followed my feeling,” making science cry silently in a corner.