"HAMSTER, BUT NOT FAKE PEOPLE"

We've known each other for like 3 years now, from those random late-night crypto threads when nobody knew what the hell was going on lol.Fakehamster is just that dude who’s always chill but actually gets it. Doesn’t shout, doesn’t farm likes, just drops little comments that make you go “damn, that’s actually smart.” You’ll see him replying under some ZK thread or yapping about privacy stuff and suddenly you understand the thing 10× better. He’s deep in the @MelonYapper and @nigga_FNF circles but never acts like he’s above anyone, super approachable TBH, whenever I see his reply under a post, I actually read it. That’s rare these days. Bro just believes in the tech, stays consistent, and somehow keeps the vibe positive even when the market is bleeding. Feels like that friend who’s quietly winning but still replies to your GM every morning Solid human, solid takes. Happy I crossed paths with him back then. Still one of my favorite follows fr.