"Blockchain Prostitute"

MIKe is one of those characters in Web3 you can’t ignore not because he plants roots, but because he’s already gone before you even realize he was there. He’s mastered the art of adaptation: catching early trends, sliding into ecosystems, and squeezing out the best angles before most people finish reading the whitepaper. His “solutions” and hot takes come fast, always polished with that hustler edge, but let’s be real they’re usually designed to keep Mike ahead of the pack. He’s less the steady mentor type and more the signal flare. If Mike shows up in your ecosystem, congratulations it’s probably heating up. Just don’t expect him to stick around once the hype fades. Some call it opportunism, others call it survival instinct. Either way, he has a knack for pivoting at just the right time, turning what looks like chaos into calculated moves. The real "MIKE" magic is how he connects just long enough to build traction and visibility before moving on to the next shiny thing. He knows how to listen, play the role, and leave with value momentum is his currency. To work with him is to learn one truth "progress", in Mike’s world, isn’t about legacy, it’s about staying one step ahead of the next narrative. His favourite quote is "on to the next"