"ngl sometimes I think he got a time machine"

bro I swear every time I see Nick's tweet I get that mix of laughter and low key fear cause how tf he knows this stuff before anyone else lol it’s like he got lunch dates with trump fam in the morning and poker nights with musk and cz in the evening and then he just drops the alpha on timeline like it’s casual weather talk, one moment I’m thinking nah he trolling next thing market does exactly what he said and I’m just sitting there feeling like I stole answers to a test, dude don’t even flex about it he just cracks jokes like nothing happened, following him is wild cause you get memes and also straight up cheat codes, half the time I’m laughing at my screen like an idiot at 1am and the other half I’m wondering if he hacked the simulation, crazy part is he makes you feel like you part of the inside joke, like you’re sitting at the cool kids table in crypto degenschool, idc what anybody says this man is a legend already