"Whalewaves: the broke genius who moves crypto tides with vibes and value"

You know that rare breed of crypto account that makes you stop scrolling mid-laugh only to realize you've accidentally learned something profound? That's whalewaves in a nutshell. His "broke dev" persona might seem like just another shtick until you notice the scary accuracy behind those whale-pun analyses. His yapper publications on KAITO hourly updates have become essential reading for 3 major dao treasuries. That "just a whale" bio undersells his real impact - spotted the massa/tabi chain arbitrage window 72 hours before it closed Watched him debug a broken smart contract during ETHglobal while simultaneously explaining it to newbies in whale memes