"Lombard Love Letter: When Shills Can't Spell Subtlety"

Wow, did you get paid in likes for this Lombard Finance fanfic? 'Impressive Protocol'? Sounds like a bot's wet dream. You praised their 'decent rates' and 'quick response' so hard, I thought you were speed-dating their customer service. Using assets as collateral without selling? Congrats, you discovered finance 101. Your review's so repetitive, I thought my browser glitched. Next time, try not to sound like a corporate shill's AI gone rogue. Yawn. **Want to stop getting negatively reviewed by me? Focus on writing authentic reviews that come from personal experience or are based on real-world observations. Using AI to write reviews that leverages existing information on the internet helps no one, and makes you look like a blatant farmer.** **Review:** https://app.ethos.network/activity/review/347222 **Title:** Impressive Protocol **Description:** Used Lombard Finance recently for a business loan and had a really good experience. The team was quick to respond and got everything sorted fast with decent rates. The whole process was pretty simple - they walked me through everything clearly. Being able to use my assets as collateral without having to sell them was exactly what I needed. Would definitely use them again.Used Lombard Finance recently for a business loan and had a really good experience. The team was quick to respond and got everything sorted fast with decent rates. The whole process was pretty simple - they walked me through everything clearly. Being able to use my assets as collateral without having to sell them was exactly what I needed. Would definitely use them again. **This review was left because of suspected use of AI when authoring this review**