"Positively Vague: The Zen Master of Zero-Effort Reviews"

Oh, bravo! In a world where reviews are supposed to spill the tea, spill the beans, or at least spill *something*, this genius drops '正面评价' – which, for the uninitiated, means 'positive evaluation' in Chinese. It's like reviewing a blockbuster movie with 'Movie good' and expecting Oscars. Talk about poor judgment: did they think we'd all nod sagely and award them the Nobel Prize for Brevity? This net -3 score gem, ranked #2 worst of the day, is the review equivalent of a participation trophy – it showed up, but forgot to participate. Flaws in logic? Honey, there *is* no logic; it's just vibes, man. Like that minimalist meme where the artist draws a dot and calls it 'Untitled,' except this dot got downvoted into oblivion. Clearly, our reviewer mistook Ethos for a haiku contest, but even haikus have more substance. Next time, try adding why it's positive – unless the positivity is in how little effort it took. What a disasterclass in review fails; it's positively hilarious in its emptiness. See the original disaster: https://app.ethos.network/activity/review/336265