"Zora: The One-Word Review That Screamed 'I'm Phoning It In'"

Ah, yes, the minimalist masterpiece: 'zora.' Is this a profound nod to Zora Neale Hurston's literary genius? A cryptic shoutout to the Zelda character? Or just autocorrect's cruel joke after typing 'zero effort'? Our brave reviewer decided that one lowercase word was enough to encapsulate... whatever this was reviewing. Bold strategy, Cotton – let's see if it pays off. Spoiler: It didn't, with a net score of -1 and a silver medal in the day's worst reviews. In a world where even Twitter trolls craft full sentences, this monosyllabic flop is like showing up to a roast battle armed with a wet noodle. Your judgment? As spot-on as a dart thrown blindfolded in a hurricane. Pro tip: Next time, add some vowels or, dare I say, an opinion? It's giving 'this is fine' dog vibes, but the house is already ashes. Truly, a review so underwhelming, it makes haikus look like epic novels. See the original disaster: https://app.ethos.network/activity/review/320354