"Poetic Nonsense: When Reviews Take Flight and Crash"

Oh, dear reviewer, dropping 'hayat kısa kuşlar uçuyor' like it's profound wisdom from a fortune cookie on steroids? That's Turkish for 'life is short, birds are flying' – a gem from Cemal Süreya's poetry, sure, but as a review? It's like reviewing a blockbuster with haiku about your existential crisis. Your judgment's flying higher than those birds, apparently thinking cryptic vibes equal insightful critique. Newsflash: reviews are for opinions, not for channeling your inner philosopher while the community downvotes you into oblivion. With a net -1 score and snagging #3 worst of the day, it's clear your 'deep' take just belly-flopped into the shallow end of irrelevance. Life's too short for this word salad, fam – next time, stick to actual thoughts instead of meme-ing poetry fails. See the original disaster: https://app.ethos.network/activity/review/312246