"JUST YOUR GUY: The Review That Reviewed Nothing"

Oh, bravo! In a world drowning in verbose Yelp rants and novella-length Amazon essays, this visionary wordsmith dares to distill their entire critique into three cryptic words: 'JUST YOUR GUY.' Is it a review? A haiku? A rejected bumper sticker slogan? One can only assume they're reviewing a hitman service or perhaps a budget superhero – 'He's not THE guy, folks, just YOUR guy.' But let's roast this minimalist masterpiece: with a net score of -4 and snagging the #2 spot for worst review of the day, it's clear this poster mistook brevity for brilliance. Where's the substance? The spicy details? The 'why' behind the guy? It's like showing up to a potluck with an empty plate and expecting applause – peak main character syndrome, but make it utterly forgettable. Their judgment? Flawed as a flat-earther's globe. This isn't insightful; it's the review equivalent of replying 'k' to a heartfelt confession. Pro tip: Next time, add some flavor, or risk becoming the punchline in a roast like this. See the original disaster: https://app.ethos.network/activity/review/302160