"HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I SELL GOLD BUT CRIES WHEN EVER HIS STOCKS IN CRYPTO ARE PLUMETTING"

Mo is the loud voice in your crypto group that you cannot ignore, even if you try. His brand is “HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME”, and whether you want it or not, you will hear him. By day, Mo sells gold, flexing screenshots of gold jewelry, bars, or shipments with “serious buyers only” captions. But when night falls and the charts start bleeding, Mo goes from confident gold merchant to emotional crypto holder, dropping “gm” in the chat followed by frantic “why is this dumping?” messages the moment a red candle appears. He’s the guy who celebrates a +6% move like it’s a life-changing pump, posting screenshots in the group, only to be found hours later typing in all caps when it retraces. Mo has conviction in the plays he enters—until they go down 15%, at which point he’s pacing voice notes into the chat about how the devs rugged him, or how crypto is a scam compared to gold. The next day, he’s back in, buying the same coin on the dip, promising, “I’m holding this time,” only for the cycle to repeat.