"Dictator of Chaos, Menace to Peace"

He operates with the efficiency of a dictator and the moral flexibility of a raccoon in a dumpster fire. Conversations aren’t exchanges—they’re psychological warfare, rigged in his favor. He weaponizes intelligence, sarcasm, and charm like state-sanctioned tools of control. A menace to society? Absolutely. But somehow, he makes tyranny look good. Heaven help us all.