"Broadly known as Zeus, but..."

Poseidon would be more fitting. He is a hydration maxi. He is known for stunts such as drinking 7.5 liters of water a day. Fun community member, but I surely would not let him near my electronic devices, because his aura is probably 90% water. Can't be a coincidence that he is a moderator at Honey Badgers, where the founder is called Akva (which means "water" in Esperanto). On another note, he's a helpful, respectful (on the days where he does not eat ghost pepper), and kind individual.