"ONCHAIN WANDERER"

Mayor is the onchain wanderer your favorite CT lurker wishes they could be. Man doesn’t just farm , he forages. From L2s to side quests on obscure testnets, he moves like gas fees don’t exist. Always early, never loud. His wallet’s a breadcrumb trail of alpha, but good luck keeping up. He’s bridged more chains than some protocols even know exist. Keep up the energy mayor.