"NFTboi 🥷 DEGEN Whale"

used to wear suits, sit in boardrooms, talk valuations. now I’m here — knee-deep in rugs, memes, and gas wars. left the private equity life behind to chase charts, flip jpegs, and lose sleep over mint metas. no team, no boss, just instinct and a WiFi connection. if it’s onchain and moves fast, I’m probably already in it or just got wrecked by it.