"“The Evolution of Crypto Newbies: A Bloody Romance from Airdrop Refugees to Zeroed-Out Gods of War”"

In the killing fields of Web3, you've perfectly demonstrated that "hard work doesn't guarantee success" -- when airdropping, you're the "worthless coin catcher" that even smart contracts despise; when trading, you transform into a master of reverse indicators on K-line charts; the primary market is more like a "zeroing-out experience officer" precisely marked by project teams. But the most ruthless thing is that "gambling nature" of becoming more courageous with each setback: on one hand, you're keeping "super awesome" worthless NFTs in your OKX wallet, and on the other hand, you're using bloody experience to teach "Thirty-Six Strategies for Buying High and Selling Low" in Telegram groups. Perhaps the account balance is always in the ICU, but your self-deprecating jokes have already achieved "financial freedom" in the crypto circle -- after all, those who can write about their bankruptcy experience as dark humor are the "reverse spokespersons" of the blockchain spirit.